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Friday, May 11, 2018

Heard This Week on the Massage Table

This week I found out perspective is everything.

Client/Friend:  You live this amazing life! You are single! You do what you want, when you want and you don't have to answer to ANYONE!  You get to spend loads of time alone! You go to movies by yourself. You eat out whenever you don't want to cook. You are comfortable in your skin. That is awesome.... and I admit that I am jealous of all that quiet time myself.

And rather than sharing the whole conversations, I am only going to list SOME of the more interesting topics that were discussed in massage sessions this week.

Albino catfish
Captain America and his pesky shirt... and beard
Opossums have bifurcated penises
Shrewd ways to get out of mowing the lawn
Lots of  Avengers speculation
Gay Johnny Storm  reboot
CBD Massage oil and the after effects of the massage
More opossums...twas trending
Being Rambo competitive


And finally.

My massage therapist upon touching my problem area "HOLY COW, LADY!"




 

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