I recently offered to take a male friend's photo for his dating site profile picture. I explained it was my belief that most men have no clue how to take a selfie and therefore undersell themselves by posting a crappy photo (usually shot in a bathroom mirror with a cell phone). I mean let's face it, men are not the only visually stimulated creatures out there....or at least *I* need to be attracted to men both in personality and looks. I also told him that less was more on the details; we like mystery. Then to prove my point I said I could do a dating profile for Brutus and give him a glimpse of how I would do a bio.
Hi! My name is Brutus and I will tell you a little about who I am and hope I intrigue you. I am very sensitive and affectionate. 99.9 percent of the time I am just a happy guy. I come from a blended family. My sister is a black cat and as my human mom says "we are all colorblind in this house and we believe love is love". So I am open to any color or breed, maybe even open to other species.
I love to cuddle on the couch. I love walks in the park near my home. I spend time overnight regularly with my friend Rosie and a lady that is known as my second mom. I have so much love to give that I kinda have two families, but I would still love to find that special bitch to call my own.
I believe in public displays of urinating and will not give this up, so know this going in please. I also have a great dislike for mail carriers that I am working to overcome. We all hate Trump in my family so if you support him and his evil minions, please do not reach out to me.
