On the Road Again

Today I saw a finch flitting around in the road and as I approached it did not fly out of my way. I hesitantly looked in my rear view mirror and chuckled when I saw the finch still pecking at something in the roadway. I drove over it and it was not concerned.

I also saw a rather large woman, or quite possibly a drag queen, driving down Richmond Road in a white Cadillac with pink hubcaps and big fake eyelashes over the headlights.

Then lastly, Brutus and I were trying to merge into one lane on Reynolds and some punk in a black Tahoe sped up and tried to keep me from merging in front of him. Brutus said “Show him who the alpha is Mama!”  How could I resist? I stomped it, got in front of him and then the car behind me cut him off and left him two cars back. Karma is a bitch and so am I.