Random Thoughts

When I started charging my customer’s credit card the machine began prompting me with messages. Question THREE was English or Spanish? Wouldn’t that maybe be a better Question One? Language matters.


Today I was looking around my bedroom and I went into my cosmic wormhole of truths mode. This is what I call it when I do deep thinking. Hmmm I really am changing the sheets today. Geez it’s not like it matters. Just me, Brutus and Oni and they don’t mind. Wow it has been two years of living like this. Holy shit it has been almost a year since I have had sex with someone besides myself!
(Starts stripping the bed)
I look up and see cobwebs in the rafters over my bed. Well nothing could have just slammed that point home any better.....
So I put fresh sheets on my bed. I cleared out the cobwebs. I cleaned up my space. And then I shaved off my winter coat. I cleaned up my space.



I was texting with my friend in Colorado and she had complained about how laid back rules were, she said it would drive me nuts.   I texted “I would probably be stoned and not care.” 😑