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Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Heard This Week on the Massage Table

about that tattoo:
Me:  I know what I want, I just don't really know where I want to put it. Part of me likes the tramp stamp and the other thinks my ankle/foot area.
Client:  (laughing) You can't do the tramp stamp and since you called it that, it probably means you really don't want it there.
Me:  (laughing) Should I call it asshat?
Client:   And you know things move later in life....  My friend who was beautiful and firm in her 20s got an eagle tattoo, hip to hip, and I told her that was going to come back a vulture later!

soulmates:
Client:  I love my (husband) and I would never want anything to happen to him, but if something changed and I lost him, I am sure there are 9 or 10 other men out there who would work just fine.
Me: Yes!  I agree!

therapy x2:
Client:  This is like talk therapy for me too. I don't get to talk to many women like this and it really helps me.
Me: Yes. It works two ways.




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