Quarantine Diary 2

Last night my ex and I were chatting about the craziness in the world and he tells me about this online test he's taken that determines how likely you are to survive an apocalypse. Good news! According to a very scientific online test, consisting of 500 questions, he was determined to have a 90% survival rate. So after I let him know how underwhelmed I was, we had a chat about how well we thought most Americans would handle this pandemic.

Me: You keep saying "Men will" do this and that, why not women?

Ex:  Are you saying that you think men will be stupid and die and women would be more cautious and live?

Me: Do you think mostly men will survive though? I mean by strength, and you guys are seen more as the hunters and protectors. I mean I can admit we are the weaker sex as a whole and I think a lot of women are ill equipped to handle stressful situations, but some of us are pretty dang resourceful.

Ex: I think more men will survive but there will be a need for women, and women with strengths will always find a place with a man.  Like you were trained as an emergency medic and you're smart.

Me: So I would be an asset.

Ex: Heavy on the ass...

Me:  Well, I'm not squeamish. I have brains and I don't rush into things without thinking, so I think I'm good. Well, the fact that I have a magnificent rack and I am not above using em to get what I want....I think I am pretty well covered. You've said so yourself. Magnificent.

Ex:  So you think that will save you? A magnificent rack?

Me:  Bet that is a more accurate gauge than say, oh......... an online test.