Jury Duty

I got notified two weeks ago that I had been selected for jury duty in Fayette District Court during the month of September. I was given 5 days to write back and explain why I was claiming hardship. I wrote back explaining that I was a single woman who is self-employed and I only earn money when I am working. Please and thanks.

     "We received your Juror Qualification Form and unfortunately, the Judge's Staff cannot excuse you from jury duty.  You may discuss your situation with the Judge at the Jury Orientation"

......yadda yadda bring your ass to court.


So now I am torn. Do I show up for my juror orientation wearing a white wife-beater tank top, without a bra, short shorts and a red MAGA hat or wild hair, MAKE WEED LEGAL tee shirt, jeans and flip flops?  I am open to suggestions.